Man waits outside a secondary school hall in a car. Boy enters car and shuts door.
Igbo Trader: So how did it go?
Apprentice Boy: Brother it was so easy, too easy in fact. For example, question 4 was ‘Explain the difference between a shop and a warehouse.
Igbo Tradee: What did you tell them?
Apprentice Boy: A shop is for displaying goods in main market while a warehouse is for stock.
Igbo Trader: (Looking alarmed) Is that all you told them?
Apprentice Boy: Brother, why are you turning the car?
Man: Com’on will you go inside and give them our address!